Drinking tea the conventional way is so 2015. This year, it’s all about cranking up those weirdness levels. Celebrate marching to the beat of your own drum with these 10 hilariously weird places to drink a cup of tea.
1. On a Tinder date.
First dates can be an awkward hot mess. Stay calm and collected with a cup of hot or iced tea. You may swipe left on your date, but tea will always be right by your side.
2. At the TSA security check.
Get ready for the longest line of your life. Drinking a cup of tea while in line decreases your chance of punching someone in the face by up to 80 percent! If you really love the flavor of your tea, don’t forget to scream “This tea is the bomb!” so everyone knows what flavor to try next time.
3. In North Korea.
Trendsetter Kim Jong-un can’t get enough of his green tea crystals. Mix up your normal tea routine by travelling to a communist country. Just remember to bring enough tea to share with everybody!
4. A cat cafe.
Are you kitten me right meow? This sounds like a dream come true. Cats and tea are quite possibly the best combinations ever so this one is a no brainer.
5. At the DMV.
Let’s face it, chances are you will be stuck at the DMV at some point this year. Why not make that 2 to 5 hour trip to DMV hella a little more pleasant by drinking a cup of tea.
6. In your election booth.
The future of the United States is in your hands. Bring a cup of tea to keep you energized while voting, but don’t make the water too hot, your hand could feel the Bern.
7. In outer space.
To infini-tea and beyond. There is no limit to where you can drink a cup of tea. Tim Peake is our hero. He made a perfect cup of tea in space LIKE A BOSS.
8. In a closet.
Sometimes you just CAN’T EVEN. There’s no better place to escape than a closet. No one will find you there, so you can enjoy your tea in peace.
9. On the dance floor.
Find me the club, bottle full of … green tea? WHY NOT. With a bunch of warm bodies dancing around and colliding into each other, the thirst gets real. Might as well quench it with a cup of iced tea.
10. The waxing table.
Holy s*** that hurts! Make it all better by slowly sipping your favorite brew during and after your wax. Just don’t spill the tea 😉
Now it’s time to stock up on tea crystals and start drinking. Cheers!